Missing Wife

A husband concerned about his wife's whereabouts goes

to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband:    My wife is missing; she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.

Inspector:    What is her height ?

Husband:    No idea.

Inspector:    Slim or healthy?

Husband:    Not slim, so probably healthy.

Inspector:    Color of eyes?

Husband:     Never really noticed.

Inspector:     Color of hair?

Husband:     Changes according to season.

Inspector:    What was she wearing?

Husband:     Not sure .  It may have been a dress or maybe trousers and a top.

Inspector:     Was she driving?

Husband:     Yes.

Inspector:     Type and color of the car?

Husband:     A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 liter V8 TDI engine generating 321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.  It has full adaptive LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions.  It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.  At this point, the husband starts crying.

Inspector:     Don't worry sir.  We will find your car.